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ROSES ARE RED

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Kenny threw a four pack.  What else is new?


How does he do it?  We don’t know.
Did he deal with the devil?  Is he steel down below?


Whatever his secret, it’s working for him.
Kenny’s the champ with his vigor and vim


Lilacs are purple. Coral is pink.
His glory restored, brought us back from the brink.


Tomorrow’s a new day.  We wish you luck.
Now get back to work, you glorious puck! 


 

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The outlook wasn't brilliant...

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood....

Do you like green eggs and ham....

Roses are red, violets are blue....

O, what a tangled web he weaved....

Winner, winner, chicken ball sack

Trifecta

To the Bagger Thinking of Quitting
 

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