
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
And Roger just showed us accomplishment good.
He threw a four pack – first one today.
Not a single bag would go astray.
What an awesome sight we saw.
Better than a see-thru bra.
Two dollars given, many more won.
But this night is hardly done.
We’re happy for Roger, and we know
He’s happy for us when bags we throw.
But mostly we get he’s tonight’s first champ
Our hands are clappy, or eyes are damp.
Congratulations, Roger, and thanks for the memory.
Congratulations, Roger, we’ll always remember ye.
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