TO A BAGGER WHO’S THROWN THREE FOUR-PACKS IN ONE NIGHT
2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?
3-5-7-9, Kenny hit trifecta fine!
What a champion. What a feat!
It’s a challenge tough to beat.
Many try, but many fail.
Something that we just can’t nail.
We’re glad for you but sad for us.
It’s like we ride the special bus.
Maybe you’ll teach us. Probably not.
But that’s okay. We have our pot.